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DIARY OF A WORM -3

June 15

My older sister thinks she’s so pretty. I told her that no matter how much time she spends looking in the mirror, her face will always look just like her rear end.

Spider thought that was really funny.

Mom did not.

July 4

When I grew up, I want to be a Secret Service agent. Spider says I will have to be very careful because the president might step on me by mistake.

“It’s a dangerous job,” I told him.

“But someone’s got to do it.”

July 28

Three things I don’t like about being a worm:

1. I can’t chew gum.
2. I can’t have a dog.

(Can we keep him, mom?)

3. All that homework.

July 29

Three good things about being a worm:

1. I never have to go to the dentist.

(No cavities, no teeth, either,)

2. I never get in trouble for tracking mud through the house.
3. I never have to take a bath.

(who’s my grabby little boy?)

August 1

It’s not always easy being a worm. We’re very small and sometimes people forget that we’re even here.

But like Mom always says, the earth never forgets we’re here.

Bug stung me.

Isn’t this leaf awesome?

I found this really cool rock!

My own comic!

Mt sister’s slumber party (hee hee)

Mom and dad’s anniversary- gross!

My favorite pile of dirt!

June 5

I get the feeling.

I’m being watched…

کرم جوانی زندگی روزمره خود و روابطش با دوستان، خانواده و و کارها و محیط پبرامونش را می نویسد. مشاهداتی که اغلب خنده دار است. ولی درس های آموزنده ی علمی به خواننده می دهد. مثلا اینکه حفاری زمین توسط کرم ها به زمین کمک می کند که بهتر نفس بکشد. کرم ها نمی توانند برعکس بخزند یا اینکه دندان ندارند و…